paullewis1966Feb 20, 20201 min readHigh Death Rate as Morris Prices RiseThey has been a Sharpe increase in suicides along the Derbyshire hills. Police are unconvinced that the deaths are suicide and evidence...
paullewis1966Feb 16, 20201 min readStorm Dennis Causes HavocAs storm Dennis hits the UK, the Payne family have a secret weapon. With one flick of a secret button housed within the cavernous boot of...
paullewis1966Feb 15, 20201 min readRed Spitfire Poor Handling ExplainedOur red Triumph Spitfire MK4 has shown signs of poor handling lately. The tyres, although only 100 years old were well past their best...
paullewis1966Feb 14, 20201 min readMembers try to Blag a Curry by Posing as Food InspectorsMembers Gary and Mags have been spotted undercover in Wales trying to blag a curry whilst dressed as food Inspectors.
paullewis1966Feb 13, 20201 min readWorrying cult spotted praying to SpitfireA group of people were spotted praying to a custard colour Triumph Spitfire. Hopefully this isn't a new cult.
paullewis1966Feb 13, 20201 min readTR8 Triumphs over RoverA Triumph TR8 was seen giving a helping hand to a stranded Rover driver who thought that the grass was harder than expected. A Morris...
paullewis1966Feb 12, 20201 min readSaving the PlanetA member was observed trying to squeeze into his car today. When questioned he stated that by not opening the doors fully he was reducing...